just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Oh god it's open bar.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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