Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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