I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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