i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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