Cold hands, warm shart.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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