Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
COCAINE IS GR8
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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