There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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