You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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