i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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