Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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