it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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