I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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