Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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