my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My vagina just recognized that song.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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