apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm sobbing to NWA
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Never joke about your clitoris.
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