Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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