He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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