do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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