i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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