dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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