So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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