she smelled like a LAN party
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Do plants get herpes?
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