What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
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if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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