I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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