I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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