you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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