Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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