I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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