At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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