hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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