i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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