Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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