i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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