Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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