Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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