Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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