i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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