doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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