I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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