I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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