just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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