it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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