Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I don't think brook has ever known best
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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