i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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