No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
we're making bets on your personal life
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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