i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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