I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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