Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I have feelings that need drinking.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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