We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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