I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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