there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize