SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So apparently I’m into choking now
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