And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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