He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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