I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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