I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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